Seanitude Version 2.0 This is the personal web outlet for Sean McDonald. Now serving 25% more Auburn, Bama and Ole Miss hatred.
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
1:59 AM
Well its going to be a busy week for me. Lots of school, work, Groovin, and Circle K stuff to deal with.
Anyway, WrestleMania is this weekend, working on something for the page to celebrate, but for now just wanted to share my top ten WrestleMania moments/matches.
There may be some mistakes on when some matches took place, but cut me some slack, I'm not looking all this up.
10) Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior WWF Heavyweight Title vs. WWF Intercontinental Title - WrestleMania VI - I really didn't want to put this on the list, but I'm going on what stands out in my head, and this is there. The match wasn't that good though. Great considering who was in the match, though.
9) Gimmick Battle Royal - WrestleMania X-7 - I know as a match it sucked. But come on. Tugboat! The Iron Sheik! DOINK! Earthquake! BUSHWACKERS! They even brought back Mean Gene and Bobby Heenan for old times sake (and for Heenan, his last hurrah).
8) Bret "The Hitman" Hart vs. Owen Hart - WrestleMania X - The opening match of the night was an awesome one between the brothers. The only downside is that it's on the same show as the infamous Michaels/Ramon ladder match and this one sometimes slips through people's memory. Bret lost this match, but still managed to finish the night as WWF Champion after his main event title match vs. Yokozuna. There's a very long explanation that no one needs to hear here. I will explain if you ask me thought.
7) "Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage WWF Heavyweight Title - WrestleMania IX - Ric Flair's one WrestleMania appearance, how can I NOT have this match on here? Randy Savage hadn't started to suck yet and had Elizabeth back with him. Flair was still in his prime in the ring, had Mr. Perfect AND Bobby Heenan as extra mouthpieces (as if he even needed them), and claimed to have "revealing" pictures of Elizabeth he would show on the big screens as part of his victory party. Randy Savage had to ruin everything by winning the match.
6) "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. The Rock WWF Heavyweight Title - WrestleMania X-7 - This thing had amazing build up. Just think back to all the "My Way" video packages. Great build up made the same match they've had every time they've met (except for the whole Vince helping Austin thing) just seem so much more special.
5) Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon WWF Intercontinental Title Ladder Match - WrestleMania X - The "first" ladder match in the WWF. Awesome match that created spots still done today and paved the way for TLC matches almost a decade later.
4) "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat WWF Intercontinental Title - WrestleMania III - Where Hogan/Andre was there for mainstream attention, this match delivered on the actual wrestling. There's something like 20-30 near falls in the match that some still consider the greatest WrestleMania match of all time.
3) Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant WWF Heavyweight Title - WrestleMania III - This has to be here on principle. The match put 93,000 in the Silverdome and the picture of Hogan slamming Andre the Giant is something that almost everyone in the country can identify.
2) "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock - WrestleMania XVIII - I know that if there's any workrate freaks reading this they are screaming at the computer right now. The match sucked, yes, but as a moment, it was unparallelled in WrestleMania History. The match gave rebirth to Hulkamania and the glorious return of "Rocky Sucks" and "Die Rocky Die" chants.
1) Bret "The Hitman" Hart vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Submission Match - WrestleMania XIII - This is the match that made Stone Cold the biggest good guy the WWF had since Hogan. He entered the match as the heel and Bret as the face and after a bloody battle, Stone Cold was declared unconscious (never gave up) by Ken Shamrock while he lay in a puddle of his own blood in the Sharpshooter. This led to the formation of the Hart Foundation and laid down the ground work for Austin that would make McMahon/Austin so big. WATCH THIS MATCH IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IT.
Well, there it is, feel free to comment on my order or things I left out.
Especially in the South Region. I had LSU and Florida facing off in the Elite 8 (with the Gaytors winning). Both got crushed by Big 10 teams (Purdue and Michigan State)
I concede defeat in all pools I am in.
WAR
I think the new colors will tell you where I stand on it. Iraq's throwing out the Geneva Convention apparantly. And Iraq also didn't have the SCUDs they fired or the chemical plant that the marines have just took in Northern Iraq. Hans Blix couldn;t find it, so they must not have been there.
Its time shock and awe a division of Republican Guard with a MOAB or some Napalm. They need to be shown that we're not fucking around here.
As for the idiot soldier that threw grenades in the command tents b/c he was left behind on a mission into Iraq, turns out he is a Muslim from Baton Rouge. Just like the DC Sniper. Think its time we find out who's preaching this crap in BR and put the CIA and FBI on his ass. See if he's doing some illegal fundraising for Al Qaeda or something.
For the murder himself, I'm not for excessive immediate death. Court marshall him first. Then when they find him guilty of treason and murder of a superior officer they can string him up facing Mecca and pour some pork broth down his throat while he hangs.
Friday, March 21, 2003
1:06 PM
I've added a new link on the right side, this time to the SG ticket that currently has my endorsement. the REAL ticket. Real Issues, Real Results. The President and VP candidates are both SOT members and LSU Circle K's own Ralph Johnson is on the ticket.
I am woken up by the sound of sirens, look at TV and see Col. Ollie North reporting from a Marine base in Kuwait in a gasmask and sirens going off in Kuwait City. Someone shot off some SCUD missles (that they claimed they didn't have) with some chemical warheads (that they claimed they didn't have). Luckily some Patriots knocked them out of the sky before they could hit anyone directly.
I'm sure Hans Blix was just a few days away from finding these weapons. Damn us for not letting the inspections work.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
5:38 PM
Hey I foud the lyrics from an old Charlie Daniels song, changed "Russians" to "saddam" and got a great song he should consider releasing.
"In America"
We'll the eagle's been flying slow, and the flag's been flying low,
and a lot of people's saying that America's fixing to fall.
But speaking just for me and some people from Tennessee,
we got a thing or two to tell you all.
This lady may have stumbled but she ain't never fell.
And if Saddam don't believe that he can just go straight to hell.
We're gonna put her feet back on the path of the righteousness and then
God bless America again.
And you never did think that it ever would happen again.
In America, did you?
You never did think that we'd ever get together again.
Well we damn sure fooled you.
We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again
in America.
You never did think that it ever would happen again.
From the sound up in Long Island out to San Francisco Bay,
and ev'ry thing that's in between them is our home.
And we may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves,
but you outside people best leave us alone.
Cause we'll all stick together and you can take that to the bank.
That's the cowboys and the hippies and the rebels and the yanks.
You just go and lay your hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan
and I think you're gonna finally understand.
And you never did think that it ever would happen again.
In America, did you?
You never did think that we'd ever get together again.
Well we damn sure fooled you.
We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again
in America.
You never did think that it ever would happen again.
Kid Rock staying true to his rebellious reputation, the multi-platinum artist isn't toeing the party line.
At a pre-Grammy party, Kid Rock answered a reporter's question about the War in Iraq, and made it clear that he isn't part of the music industry's anti-war faction. "Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't been saying, 'You all, make sh*#%y records.' Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine. We ought to stay out of it."
Kid knows he's no policy wonk or geo-political strategist, but couldn't resist adding, "We got to kill that mother-f@cker Saddam," he says. "Slit his throat. Kill him and the guy in North Korea."
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
9:24 AM
Well today was a fun morning of watching American Morning on CNN. The cohost (Jack?) is great, ripping on Hollywood when the subject of the Oscars this weekend came up. Also, breaking news this morning that European Central Command has upped itself to ThreatCon Charlie (the same level all US military units were at following Sept 11) and that Saddam has giving VX Nerve Gas and/or Mustard Gas to his Republican guard. After the latter news, the French Ambassador to the UN said if Iraq uses chemical weapons there will be an automatic and immediate change in French policy on the war as their military has equipment to protect against these weapons. Those weapons being the unshaved armputs of French women and the over all noxiousness of the seldom-bathing French.
Monday, March 17, 2003
10:37 PM
I am without a computer at home for the next few days. My harddrive is dead. So if I'm not at the office I have no internet/AIM access. Please use the ancient technology of telephone to contact me if you want to get a hold of me. Call me at 225-757-9592.
I did add one piece of fun on top of the page.
2:13 PM
Acting like a total moron as part of a peaceful anti-war demonstration is one thing.
But VEILED THREATS AGAINST GOVERNMENT PROPERTY AND POLICE OFFICERS is completely different. Back in the day when this country didn't have its head shoved so far up a very liberal ass, what is being threatened in this article would be borderline treason and grounds for hanging. The second one of these idiots so much as sneezes towards a federal building, its time to pull out the nightsticks and deal out some justice.
I'm still not sure what's going ot be more fun, watching LSU kick the shit out of Texass in the NCAA tourney or watching the US military kick the shit out of Saddam.
Friday, March 14, 2003
2:43 PM
Put this over the district reflector, but never hurts to give something more exposure:
Whereas I am the 2003 LaMissTenn House of Delegates Resolutions Chair; and
Whereas I am responsible for writing Resolutions for the 2003 LaMissTenn House of Delegates; and
Whereas I have yet to receive any information about Resolutions that need to be written,
Be It Resolved that if you would like a Resolution to be voted on in the 2003 House of Delegates, I would like to have the information before March 25 so that I can have most of the Resolutions done prior to leaving for DCON.
Be It Further Resolved that I can accept Resolutions until midnight on Friday March 28th provided I have access to a computer in Monroe to type them up on and a printer to print the Resolutions out on..
Be It Further Further Resolved that I still need the information to be included in the "thank you" resolutions or I will just make up names or thank the people I want to thank.
Sean McDonald
2003 LaMissTenn House Resolutions Chair
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
3:16 PM
Check out what The Golden Band From Tigerland's personal bitch (and former Auburn placekicker) Damon Duval has been up to.
Its from April 1944 about how the US government was split on what to do about Europe and overthrowing Germany's legally elected president.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
12:00 PM
Former Louisiana Governor David Treen is running for Governor.
Former Louisiana Governor David Treen is running for Governor.
Former Louisiana Governor David Treen is running for Governor.
I just had to put that there 3 times to make sure it stuck in my head.
Treen was governor a while back. How long back? HE WAS GOVERNOR WHEN I WAS BORN!
That's right Louisiana's 1980-1984 governor is running. Am I the only one that thinks this is ridiculous? Do we have NO ONE to run for governor? (Hmmm this is starting to sound like something else)
I've decided that unless someone good shows up in this race (sit down, Morial) I'm writing in Edwin Edwards. Sure he'll be stealing from us, but at least that way we'll know who's doing it!
Monday, March 10, 2003
7:05 PM
I thought that after this morning's news I'd put up the music I was planning to use when we put a boot in Saddam's ass.
If anyone knows who sang this, please put it in comments.
11:41 AM
I GOT THE JOB! I GOT THE JOB! I GOT THE JOB!
I will be staying in Baton Rouge for the very foreseeable future.
3:34 PM
Hey everyone needs to head over to The Drudge Report right now. There seems to be a lot of noise from intelligence around the world that President Bush's press conference tonight will be to announce that Osama Bin Laden has been captured. This of course means that the War On Terror has done more in a little over a year than the War on Drugs has done in 15-20. Anyway, looks like just as it was the week of Sept 11, dinner after the Circle K meeting tonight will be eaten with President Bush on TV addressing the nation.
If bin Laden is announced as dead/captured tonight, I have a MIDI of Happy Days Are Here Again waiting at home to be put up here.
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people."
---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman
"The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine"
---Winston Churchill
"If we must take this war into their homes and burn them to the ground, we will do so."
-Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman
President, Louisiana State University
